Level of Shark Love: Five Fins
Swimming Party Cupcakes
Do you still have "Sharknado 2: The Second One" on your DVR? You are officially a full-out fan. Your Shark Week deserves beachy-keen cupcakes topped with crushed vanilla wafers (sand), blue icing (waves), and sandals (peanut butter sandwich cookies).
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Level of Shark Love: Four Fins
Octopus Cake Pops
Ah, the great battle of "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus" (Shark Week's 2009 entry into the hearts of fin-ophiles). These underwater octopuses are simple cake pops covered with melted candy wafers. We give them eight thumbs up.
Level of Shark Love: Three Fins
If the quote, "We're gonna need a bigger boat!," makes you nostalgic for the water, dive right in with a snack fit for a hammerhead. Marinated shrimp, provolone, and grape tomatoes are TV-watching-ready when served in a cocktail glass.
Level of Shark Love: Two Fins
Blue Hawaii Martini
C'mon in, the water's fine! Mix up a vodka-curacao martini and slide an orange onto the glass, then sit back, turn on The Discovery Channel, and watch the fins circle.
Level of Shark Love: One Fin
Tropical Snack Mix
When a single spin of "Jaws" is about the extent of your shark-enthusiasm, this low-commitment tropical treat is just the ticket. Pineapple juice, roasted cashews, and coconut chips bring the beach to you.