Make cupcakes, and frost them. Glue all the pieces together with canned vanilla icing.
Use blue jelly beans for eyes, thin slices of miniature marshmallow for eyebrows, a red peanut candy for the nose, the letter C from birthday-cake-candy lettering for the mouth, and slices of red gumdrops for cheeks. Press the features into the center of the cupcake, then add two rows of miniature marshmallows for the beard, leaving room for the hat.
Twist a piece of red fruit roll about nine times into a cone. Add miniature marshmallows around the base for the brim and one at the top for a pom-pom. Push the hat into the top edge of the cupcake. Makes 1 cupcake.