Starbucks Has a Drink Order for Every Zodiac Sign
This is extremely #onbrand for millennials.
We all know that coffee is life. If we could take a page from Lorelai Gilmore’s book, we, too, might want to hook ourselves up to a coffee IV. Unfortunately, Starbucks doesn’t provide such a thing (yet). Given the slew of coffee beverages the java giant does brew, though, you’d think it would be easy to choose your favorite cup of joe—but that’s not always the case (especially first thing in the morning).
Thankfully, Starbucks has taken the guesswork out for us and provided a drink order for every zodiac sign. Yes, they’ve combined the cosmos and coffee together, and, frankly, it’s genius. The company published “The Starbucks Zodiac” on Instagram earlier this week, and the predictions are pretty spot-on. Which is awesome, because now one less decision has to be made in the morning.
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So what do Starbucks and the stars have in store for you? Take a peek at these cosmic choices and don’t be surprised if you catch yourself nodding, “Yes, that’s totally me!”
Starbucks Blonde Latte. This is an unconventional choice that suits the original Water Bearer just fine.
Cold Brew. Dependable, effective, and practical. Yep, sounds like the Sea Goat all right.
Mango Dragonfruit Starbucks Refresher. As adventurous and refreshing as the Archer herself.
Espresso Shot. Dark and delicious, perfectly sums up the Scorpion.
Flat White with Signature Espresso. Peppy, creative, and great balance is all Scales.
Iced Caramel Macchiato. Reliable, cool, and all about the details, which is just like the Virgin.
Iced Passion Mango Tea. As passionate, bright, and fun as the Lioness.
Honey Citrus Mint Tea. Comfortable and simple, which is exactly how the Crab likes it.
Americano (Hot + Iced). The Twins are all about being expressive and contradictory.
Iced Matcha Green Tea Latte. A reliable pick-me-up that also describes the gentle Bull.
Strawberry Coconut Drink. A bold drink that demands to be noticed, which is basically what a Ram most wants in life.
Java Chip Frappuccino. As sweet and heavenly as the Fish.
There you have it, friends! Your coffee choices just got easier. We are truly cosmically #blessed.