These funny Valentine cards are perfect for anyone you love. Boyfriends, husbands, galentines—we’ve got you covered with the funniest cards you can buy in time for Valentine’s Day.

By Emily VanSchmus
Updated January 27, 2020
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Sappy, romantic cards are out, and funny Valentine’s Day cards are in this year. We’ve rounded up the funniest Valentine cards you can buy online in time for the big day. Pick up a punny Valentine card to tell your partner how much you appreciate them, or find a card with the perfect funny quote that will make your Galentine smile. Buy one of our picks, or use them to inspire your own DIY Valentine's Day cards.

Courtesy of Emily McDowell & Friends

While we can’t say we wouldn’t make that “free money” section a little bigger, this love pie chart card from Emily McDowell Studio is totally sweet. After all, if you’re picking your sweetheart over free money, candy, and kittens, you must be seriously smitten.

Courtesy of Paper Source

We love a good dad joke and this one totally made us laugh. Paper Source’s “To-Ma-Toes” card features a bright design of an illustrated tomato and a good Valentine’s Day pun.

Courtesy of Ladyfingers Letterpress

This one is hilarious, and cat lovers will assure you it’s totally truthful. This design from Ladyfingers Letterpress features a checklist so you can customize your card with how much you love your partner in relation to your cat—which totally has the potential to cause a few raised eyebrows if you check the box for “Ok, maybe I do like my cat more than you.”

Courtesy of Etsy

You can’t celebrate Galentine’s Day without acknowledging the original Galentine, Leslie Knope from Parks and Recreation. She taught us a valuable lesson when she said the three most important things in life are friends, waffles, and work—as long as work comes last, of course. Give this gorgeous hand-lettered card from ThreeLetterBirds to a fellow Leslie Knope fan this Valentine’s Day.

We can’t resist a good Valentine’s Day pun, and there’s no better place for a funny Valentine’s Day quote than the front of a greeting card. We love this Minted card’s ‘we really dig you’ pun, and the illustrated cover (complete with pink hearts, of course) is just too cute. With Minted's greeting card subscription you can get a dozen cards for as little as $3.98 each, so stock up on cards for everyone you love.

Courtesy of Emily McDowell & Friends

We laughed out loud reading this funny Valentine’s Day card. At first glance, it looks like the cover holds a sweet Valentine card message, but once your loved one reads the card they’ll be laughing as much as we did. This ‘uncomfortable conversation’ card from Emily McDowell is one of our favorites this year.

Image courtesy of Etsy
Courtesy of Etsy

Fans of The Office understand how much Stanley loves pretzel day—which means the card giver must like the recipient an awful lot! We love the hand-drawn art on this funny Valentine card from Cardinal Creative, and we can’t wait to give it this year.

Courtesy of Paper Source

It’s official: Llamas are still in, and they’re here to stay for 2019. Kick off the greeting card season with this adorable set of “Llama fun” cards from Paper Source. You can buy a single card, or grab a pack of 10, which is a great option for office or classroom Valentines.

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Fans of the Netflix show Stranger Things will totally appreciate this Eleven-inspired Valentine’s Day card. If you’ve seen the show, you know Eleven loves waffles—and your sweetie will know exactly how ­you feel about them too.

Comments (1)

January 28, 2019
Love funny cards. Best way to cheer someone up in my opinion. I buy all mine online here . It has tons of selection and is so much cheaper than in store.