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The tradition of hiding a pickle in the boughs of a Christmas tree originated in old world Germany. The final decoration placed on... a fir tree on Christmas Eve, the pickle found by one lucky family member signified the coming of good fortune for the treasure-finder and he or she was the lucky recipient of an ultra-special gift from Old Saint Nick. Keep with pickle-hanging tradition this year or test it out for the first time, but omit the mess by hiding one or more of these charming green-and-white striped Pickle Candy Canes in your Christmas tree for a little elf to find! As bright as the deeply-hued green needles on a freshly-cut fir and as flashy the brilliant lights that adorn each branch, these striped hard candies are showy confections that spread good cheer when displayed at the holidays. Flavored with an unexpectedly delicious taste of tangy dill, these zesty, savory treats will please those with palates that prefer salty over sweet. Candy Cane Length: 5 ? Inches Unit Price = $1.00/cane. Box read more

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A candy cane that tastes like real gravy? That?s like, the weirdest thing ever. It?s just plain wrong. Or is it? What if it actual...ly makes total sense? What if it?s a perfect union? What if it?s totally scrumptious? It might be worth a chance. After all, nothing says ""peace on Earth"" like a steaming bowl of home-made gravy poured over oven roasted turkey, and nothing says ""good will toward men"" like a merrily striped candy cane proffered with a warm smile. Come to think of it, the two of them together feels kind of right. Like, really right. Like, maybe the best re-imagined holiday treat of all time. Like, wow. Candy Cane Length: 5 ? Inches Unit Price = $1.00/cane. Gift box contains 6 Brown & White Gravy Flavored Candy Canes. Shipping Weight ~ 1/2 lb. read more

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Spotted on hipsters worldwide, the mustache fad shows no signs of fading in popularity. In fact, at the biennial National Beard & ...Moustache Championships, contestants of all nationalities compete for the most noteworthy facial hair honors in several types of mustache categories: Natural, English, Dali, Imperial, Hungarian, and Freestyle. With delicious grooves suggesting long whiskers combed in opposite directions, the upturned curls at either end tell us that if we had to put a style to the ?stache featured on these sweet suckers, we?d probably say that they fall into the ?English? category. Adorably old-timey-looking, this yummy disguise begs to be donned, photographed, and tagged on your favorite social network?s photostream. Once you?ve posted enough shots to make your Facebook friends green with jealousy, you?ll delight in the fun flood of unexpected cola flavor that this sweet hard candy on a stick affords. So charming, these Mustache Lollipops make excellent party flavors or place-card holder read more

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Fish heads fish heads/Roly poly fish heads/fish heads fish heads/eat them up, yum! They may look just like freshly lopped off fish... heads, but these sweet facsimiles have a much nicer aroma and taste infinitely better than the watery creatures they are modeled after! Free of scales, these aquatic treats consist of hard candy molded into the shape of chum in a marine-blue color, unblinking black-and-white eyes with a blank stare, and a flat, bright red underside to suggest freshly exposed fish guts. Full of surprising lemon flavor of the sour variety, these sugary oddities are a unique offering to include at any casual nautical-themed party, sailors? opening day soiree, or pro bass fishing tournament weigh-in ceremony. Display them well before it?s time to get snacking, because this sushi alternative is a catch of the day confection that will have all your guests talking well after your event is over! Sucker Specifications- Net Weight: 1 Ounce Length: 2 1/4 Inches Width: 1 5/8 Inches Unit Price = $5.0 read more

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It's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in a fun bacon-shaped tin. Not quite as tasty as real bacon, but bette...r for your arteries. Tin Dimensions (Inches): 6 1/2 x 1 1/2 x 1 Gift tin contains 60 Bacon Jelly Beans. Shipping Weight ~ 1/4 lb. read more

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Material used to make lampshades, alarm clocks, iPhone carrying cases, bacon isn?t just an essential ingredient for chocolate bars..., pizza burgers, and martinis anymore. The sizzling trend for the salt-cured meat has been going strong for a while now, and with the introduction of bacon-flavored candy canes this holiday season, it?s not showing any signs of slowing down. There?s something tantalizing about the combination of salty and sweet, and with this red-and-white striped wonder you?ll get to enjoy the pairing in style. The fun thing about Bacon Candy Canes is that look just like their peppermint candy cane cousins, which means it?s a no-brainer to pull a prank on your Uncle Frank who lives for the minty flavors of Christmas. Packed in a festive red box dotted with snowflakes and a jolly dancing pig with a bright green bow, these conversation-starting treats can adorn Christmas tree boughs, stuff stockings, and delight hostesses when you present them with a gifted box at holiday parties. Candy Ca read more

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Of course, you love the holidays -- all the lights and candy and presents. Who doesn?t? But there?s one thing you love more than a...ll of the festivities combined: sushi. That?s right. Raw fish served over rice wrapped in seaweed. It?s not exactly the merriest holiday dish, but it gets to you, and you can?t get enough of it. You?re so die-hard that you even eat that eye-watering green paste that comes on the side: wasabi. You might be a little crazy, but then, you wouldn?t be looking at candy canes that pack all of the bracing heat of real wasabi if you were sane. And anyway, as hard as it can be to handle the insane heat of Japan?s intensely spicy delicacy, there?s one thing that?s even harder: convincing others to take a lick. Candy Cane Length: 5 ? Inches Unit Price = $1.00/cane. Gift box contains 6 Green & White Wasabi Flavored Candy Canes. Shipping Weight ~ 1/2 lb. read more

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Every year people gather together to celebrate the Russian River Banana Slug Festival in Northern California, where slug races are... held and recipes featuring the gastropod mollusk are swapped. We?ve never attended one of these events so we can?t claim to know what the semi-nocturnal creature tastes like, but we can vouch for the delicious tropical taste of these banana-flavored suckers in the shape of the lowly, ground-dwelling banana slug. Only slimy when you?re snacking, this smooth, cylindrical sucker is a flat color of bright golden yellow, and tiny bumps appear on the top to mimic a real slug?s pair of two tentacles. If you?re a student or alumnus of University of California, Santa Cruz, you?ll definitely need a case or two of these confections to delight your guests attending Homecoming events as the banana slug is the school?s official sports mascot (no joke). Even if your diploma isn?t from UCSC, you might still prefer flavor-filled confections that inject a little raunchy humor into social read more

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A pair of mint-flavored tighty-whities on a stick! This unique sucker makes a great party gift and adds new meaning to Bart Simpso...n's classic phrase ""Eat my shorts"". Smaller than normal underpants, these lollipops would be the perfect size for a gnome. Sucker Specifications- Width: 2 3/4 Inches Height: 1 1/2 Inch Unit Price = $3.50/pop. Pack contains 2 Underpants Pops. Shipping Weight ~ 1/4 lb. read more

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Find a penny, pick it up. Then all day, you?ll have good luck! Well, if that?s truly so, just imagine all the luck you?ll have wit...h one of these babies! Nearly three times the diameter of an actual penny, this sweet coin lollipop boasts the delicious flavor of root beer. Feel free to make as many wishes as you want while licking away at the famous profile of Abraham Lincoln. Unfortunately, you probably shouldn?t try to use the lollipop as actual currency -- but then again, why would you want to give it away anyways? Feeling lucky? Start licking! Sucker Specifications- Net Weight: 1.8 Ounces Candy Diameter: 2.5 Inches Unit Price = $3.50/pop. Set contains 2 Lucky Penny Lollipops. Shipping Weight ~ 1/2 lb. read more

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A pair of mint-flavored tighty-whities on a stick! This unique sucker makes a great party gift and adds new meaning to Bart Simpso...n's classic phrase Eat my shorts. Smaller than normal underpants, these lollipops would be the perfect size for a gnome. Sucker Specifications- Width: 2 3/4 Inches Height: 1 1/2 Inch Unit Price = $3.50/pop. Pack contains 2 Underpants Pops. Shipping Weight ~ 1/4 lb. read more

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The first few sips from this innocent looking porcelain mug are pretty tame, but as you continue drinking things get a lot more ex...citing. What's that lurking in the murky depths of your morning coffee? HOLY CRAP, IT'S A SHARK! Yep, the bottom of this 3-1/4" (8.3 cm) tall, porcelain mug features the imposing head of a great white shark lunging up at you. A classic gag that's both funny and disconcerting. read more

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$29.99
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Cocktail Clock It's happy hour every hour with this Retro Cocktail Clock in your hip decor. The second hand looks like it's stuck ...in a pimento stuffed green olive and the delicate swinging stem of the martini glass swings side to side. A highly sophisticated piece for your cocktail lounge or retro diner style decor read more

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It's the classic Horse Head Mask, only made of glass, and just in time for Xmas! This 3-1/2" x 4-1/2" (8.9 cm x 11.4 cm) ornament ...can hang from the included string or just be set out on its own, to alarm and disconcert passersby. No matter what you do with it, it will make people question your sanity and freak them out. Haven't you always wanted Christmas to be just a little bit creepier? read more

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Finally, a wrapping paper that lets you do something thoughtful while still being creepy. From a distance this wrapping paper look...s normal, but get up close and it'll make your skin crawl. This 13-5/8" x 9-5/8" (34.6 cm x 24.4 cm) book contains twelve 27" x 18" (69 cm x 46 cm) sheets of folded paper. Each sheet is perforated for easy removal. Warning: Contains clowns, ventriloquist dummies, earwigs and other images appropriate for any holiday! read more

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Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger leve...l has been increased tenfold. There's a great white shark on the loose in the kitchen. We think it's . . . oh no. Did you hear that? Nervously we take a sip from our coffee, as we search for the source of the noise. Then another sip. And that's when we see the shark. IT'S IN THE MUG!!!! It's in our Shark Attack Mug, that is. Each Shark Attack Mug appears to be a very basic looking white porcelain mug. But inside, hides (when covered in dark liquid) the head of a great white shark attacking upwards. The Shark Attack Mug is a great way to scare your friends and/or coworkers. It's also a great way to help you wake yourself up. Think about it: barely awake, you begin sipping your coffee. You're too tired to remember what mug you are using and . . . SHARK ATTACK! Your heart is now racing, all thanks to coffee and your Shark Attack Mug. read more

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$14.99
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like a scary Christmas Pickle! This glass 6" (15.2 cm) tall ornament is the perfect thing to hang on y...our tree (includes a string) or it can stand on any flat surface. When Santa Pickle is traveling the world in his magic pickle barrel, he'll deliver more of his briny goodness to homes that boast this unique ornament! read more

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This glass 5-3/4" (14.6 cm) tall Unicorn Ornament is wearing pink lederhosen. Why? Because when they set out to make ornaments, th...is was the most awesome thing they could think of. Includes a string for hanging, but can also stand on its own. Comes in illustrated acetate tube. read more

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The Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set is an homage to our favorite president, Abraham Lincoln. Comes in two ceramic, stackable pi...eces. The 3" (7.6 cm) tall head that you can fill with salt and the 2-1/2" (6.4 cm) tall hat for pepper. You'll love the spice applicator that looks like the great emancipator, honest! read more

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$10.99
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Some people find old dolls delightful, but the rest of us think they're a bit creepy. These ceramic salt and pepper shakers are ti...ny 3" (7.6 cm) tall creepy doll heads with holes on top to dispense spices. We just hope they don't come to life and season your food at night while you're sleeping. read more

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Digital Suspension Device We're using semantic obfuscation to crowd this plastic finger hook into a scientific category. It rea...lly doesn't cut it as science, but sure has been a popular novelty in our stores. An embedded 1/2" long wood screw will secure this flesh-colored finger to a rail, the side of a desk, a wall, or the back of a door. It then functions as an amusing hook for towels, robes, coats, tools, or attention. In fact the silly things seem to be beckoning, but we were afraid to call them "come hither hookers" for fear of misinterpretation. When installed, the fingernail, which might look a bit better with a little bright red polish, stands 2" from the mounting surface. Sold in fours because this importer doesn't deal in thumbs. read more

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Our colorful Finger Monsters are so striking they deserve to be displayed all the time. That's where these Wall Monsters come in. ...They are beautiful, removable vinyl decals that you can stick on any painted surface that needs a splash of the frightfully awesome. Set of eight includes four monstrously huge 11" (28 cm) tall decals and four terrifyingly tiny 5-1/2" (14 cm) tall decals. read more

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This glass ornament is stealthy. ItŐs Charles Darwin, the scientist behind the theory of evolution, but the truth is that Darwin l...ooked a lot like Santa Claus. You can have a 3-1/2" x 5" (8.9 cm x 12.7 cm) head of one of your intellectual heroes hanging from your tree (with the included string), while everyone else thinks itŐs Santa Claus. Illustrated acetate tube. read more

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$24.99
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Sugar skulls, or calaveras de azucar in Spanish, are decorations used to adorn altars during Day of the Dead celebrations. This Lu...cky Skull Porcelain Teapot looks just like a giant sugar skull, but instead of eating it, you fill it with up to 20 oz. (591 mL) of your favorite tea. Make every cup of Earl Grey a Teatime de los Muertos. read more

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