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The first few sips from this innocent looking porcelain mug are pretty tame, but as you continue drinking things get a lot more ex...citing. What's that lurking in the murky depths of your morning coffee? HOLY CRAP, IT'S A SHARK! Yep, the bottom of this 3-1/4" (8.3 cm) tall, porcelain mug features the imposing head of a great white shark lunging up at you. A classic gag that's both funny and disconcerting. read more

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Cocktail Clock It's happy hour every hour with this Retro Cocktail Clock in your hip decor. The second hand looks like it's stuck ...in a pimento stuffed green olive and the delicate swinging stem of the martini glass swings side to side. A highly sophisticated piece for your cocktail lounge or retro diner style decor read more

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It's the classic Horse Head Mask, only made of glass, and just in time for Xmas! This 3-1/2" x 4-1/2" (8.9 cm x 11.4 cm) ornament ...can hang from the included string or just be set out on its own, to alarm and disconcert passersby. No matter what you do with it, it will make people question your sanity and freak them out. Haven't you always wanted Christmas to be just a little bit creepier? read more

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Finally, a wrapping paper that lets you do something thoughtful while still being creepy. From a distance this wrapping paper look...s normal, but get up close and it'll make your skin crawl. This 13-5/8" x 9-5/8" (34.6 cm x 24.4 cm) book contains twelve 27" x 18" (69 cm x 46 cm) sheets of folded paper. Each sheet is perforated for easy removal. Warning: Contains clowns, ventriloquist dummies, earwigs and other images appropriate for any holiday! read more

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Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger leve...l has been increased tenfold. There's a great white shark on the loose in the kitchen. We think it's . . . oh no. Did you hear that? Nervously we take a sip from our coffee, as we search for the source of the noise. Then another sip. And that's when we see the shark. IT'S IN THE MUG!!!! It's in our Shark Attack Mug, that is. Each Shark Attack Mug appears to be a very basic looking white porcelain mug. But inside, hides (when covered in dark liquid) the head of a great white shark attacking upwards. The Shark Attack Mug is a great way to scare your friends and/or coworkers. It's also a great way to help you wake yourself up. Think about it: barely awake, you begin sipping your coffee. You're too tired to remember what mug you are using and . . . SHARK ATTACK! Your heart is now racing, all thanks to coffee and your Shark Attack Mug. read more

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Nothing says Happy Holidays like a scary Christmas Pickle! This glass 6" (15.2 cm) tall ornament is the perfect thing to hang on y...our tree (includes a string) or it can stand on any flat surface. When Santa Pickle is traveling the world in his magic pickle barrel, he'll deliver more of his briny goodness to homes that boast this unique ornament! read more

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When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh. Then he let out a jolly guffaw and thanke...d us for saving Christmas. Not too bad for a days work! Six 5.25 inch (13.3 cm) tall, bacon-flavored canes in each illustrated box. Shrink wrapped. read more

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This glass 5-3/4" (14.6 cm) tall Unicorn Ornament is wearing pink lederhosen. Why? Because when they set out to make ornaments, th...is was the most awesome thing they could think of. Includes a string for hanging, but can also stand on its own. Comes in illustrated acetate tube. read more

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The Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set is an homage to our favorite president, Abraham Lincoln. Comes in two ceramic, stackable pi...eces. The 3" (7.6 cm) tall head that you can fill with salt and the 2-1/2" (6.4 cm) tall hat for pepper. You'll love the spice applicator that looks like the great emancipator, honest! read more

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Some people find old dolls delightful, but the rest of us think they're a bit creepy. These ceramic salt and pepper shakers are ti...ny 3" (7.6 cm) tall creepy doll heads with holes on top to dispense spices. We just hope they don't come to life and season your food at night while you're sleeping. read more

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Digital Suspension Device We're using semantic obfuscation to crowd this plastic finger hook into a scientific category. It rea...lly doesn't cut it as science, but sure has been a popular novelty in our stores. An embedded 1/2" long wood screw will secure this flesh-colored finger to a rail, the side of a desk, a wall, or the back of a door. It then functions as an amusing hook for towels, robes, coats, tools, or attention. In fact the silly things seem to be beckoning, but we were afraid to call them "come hither hookers" for fear of misinterpretation. When installed, the fingernail, which might look a bit better with a little bright red polish, stands 2" from the mounting surface. Sold in fours because this importer doesn't deal in thumbs. read more

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Our colorful Finger Monsters are so striking they deserve to be displayed all the time. That's where these Wall Monsters come in. ...They are beautiful, removable vinyl decals that you can stick on any painted surface that needs a splash of the frightfully awesome. Set of eight includes four monstrously huge 11" (28 cm) tall decals and four terrifyingly tiny 5-1/2" (14 cm) tall decals. read more

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This glass ornament is stealthy. It's Charles Darwin, the scientist behind the theory of evolution, but the truth is that Darwin l...ooked a lot like Santa Claus. You can have a 3-1/2" x 5" (8.9 cm x 12.7 cm) head of one of your intellectual heroes hanging from your tree (with the included string), while everyone else thinks it's Santa Claus. Illustrated acetate tube. read more

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This Classic Disguise, with black furry eyebrows and mustache, will give you a whole new look, unless you already have a sizable n...ose, big eyebrows and thick black glasses. Plastic frames. Fits most adult heads. read more

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Missing your cat? Caring for a kitty with laryngitis? You need an Emergency Meow Button! Just press the button and you'll be treat...ed to the reassuring sound of a cat's "meow." Great for spicing up boring meetings or torturing your dog. Each 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm) plastic device has a hole in the back so you can hang it on a wall. Requires two AAA batteries (not included). Illustrated box with clear acetate lid. read more

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Sugar skulls, or calaveras de azucar in Spanish, are decorations used to adorn altars during Day of the Dead celebrations. This Lu...cky Skull Porcelain Teapot looks just like a giant sugar skull, but instead of eating it, you fill it with up to 20 oz. (591 mL) of your favorite tea. Make every cup of Earl Grey a Teatime de los Muertos. read more

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The first few sips from this innocent looking porcelain mug are pretty tame, but as you continue drinking things get a lot more ex...citing. What's that lurking in the murky depths of your morning coffee? HOLY CRAP, IT'S A SHARK! Yep, the bottom of this 3-1/4" (8.3 cm) tall, porcelain mug features the imposing head of a great white shark lunging up at you. A classic gag that's both funny and disconcerting. read more

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