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That bottle of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild is pretty impressive, but it's shockingly naked. It needs Vinderpants - the wine underpants! Vinderpants are 95% cotton, 5% spandex tighty-whities that fit snugly over most wine and champagne bo...ttles. Acts as a perfect gift sack or just a great gag covering for a bottle of Two Buck Chuck. Great for hostess gifts, wine tastings or anywhere wine enthusiasts with a sense of humor gather. Illustrated box. read more

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In the murky depths of this porcelain cereal bowl lurks an unstoppable killer. No, it???? s not the overwhelming amount of sugar; ...it???? s a shark! This 6-1/4" (15.9 cm) diameter bowl has a shark head that pops up above whatever you choose to put in the bowl, whether it???? s soup or salsa! Holds 14 fl. oz. (414 mL) and is decorated with one of nature???? s fiercest predators. What???? s not to like? Illustrated box. read more

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Accoutrements Creepy Horsehead Ornament - It's the classic Horse Head Mask only made of glass and just in time for Xmas! This 3-1/...2" x 4-1/2" (8.9 cm x 11.4 cm) ornament can hang from the included string or just be set out on its own to alarm and disconcert passersby. No matter what you do with it it will make people question your sanity and freak them out. Haven't you always wanted Christmas to be just a little bit creepier? T's our classic Horse Head Mask only made of glass. This 3-1/2" x 4-1/2" (8.9 cm x 11.4 cm) ornament can hang from the included string or just be set out on its own. No matter what you do with it it will make people question your sanity and freak them out. Haven't you always wanted Christmas to be just a little bit creepier? Comes in illustrated acetate tube. read more

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Accoutrements Squirrel Coffee Cup - As you sit down for your morning coffee have you ever considered sharing with the squirrels? J...ust pour a little hazelnut coffee into this 1-1/4" x 1-1/4" (3.2 cm x 3.2 cm) porcelain Squirrel Coffee Cup set it down on your window ledge and wait for a squirrel to come and enjoy it with you. It would also look incredibly cute in front of a hedgehog dressed as a tiny businessman. Illustrated window box. read more

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From the glittery meat to the shiny metallic fat, this Bacon Ornament is totally blinged out. Each 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) tall plastic o...rnament looks fantastic hanging from a backpack or rearview mirror but for even more fun try wearing one as a necklace to your next backyard barbecue! Also great for adding some meaty dazzle to a Christmas tree, especially if it's one of those gaudy aluminum trees. Comes with a string for hanging. Illustrated acetate box read more

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Everyone knows what a centaur is, but this Christmas get to know Santaur. Santaur is a bare-chested, half-horse half-Santa who bri...ngs presents to all the good children and he doesn't need any stupid reindeer to do it! This 6" (15.2 cm) tall glass ornament is a sure-fire attention getter during any holiday get together. It can hang by the included string or stand on its own in the middle of the dinner table as a centerpiece. On Christmas Eve, don't leave Santa milk and cookies, leave Santaur a carrot and a sugar cube. read more

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Our team of scientists has just recently discovered a new species of cephalopod, the mug-dwelling octopus. This tentacled, porcela...in mollusk prefers the cozy confines of a simple coffee mug to the vast depths of the ocean. Each 3-1/4" (8.3 cm) tall, porcelain mug features one of these odd little octopuses on the bottom. Great for coffee, tea or ramen noodles! Dishwasher and microwave safe. Weighs 12 oz (340 g). Illustrated box read more

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The first few sips from this innocent looking porcelain mug are pretty tame, but as you continue drinking things get a lot more ex...citing. What's that lurking in the murky depths of your morning coffee? HOLY CRAP, IT'S A SHARK! Yep, the bottom of this 3-1/4" (8.3 cm) tall, porcelain mug features the imposing head of a great white shark lunging up at you. A classic gag that's both funny and disconcerting. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Weighs 12.5 oz (355 g). Illustrated box. read more

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Accoutrements Split Cam - Novelty Camera - Imagine your boss with the head of a donkey or your sisterrsquos legs on your brotherrs...quos body. With the amazing Split-Cam you can morph two photos together into all kinds of crazy combinations. Just use the crosshairs in the viewfinder and the lens-blocking sliders to line up two pictures that you want to be combined onto one print. You can even use it vertically to create the illusion of identical twins! Each 4.5" x 2.75" x 1.5" plastic camera uses any standard 35mm film and has no flash. Imagine your boss with the head of a donkey or your sister's legs on your brother's body. With the amazing Split Cam you can morph two photos together into all kinds of crazy combinations. Just use the crosshairs in the viewfinder and the lens-blocking sliders to line up two pictures that you want to be combined onto one print. You can even use it vertically to create the illusion of identical twins. Each 4 1/2" x 2 3/4" x 1 1/2" (11.4 cm x 7 cm x 3.8 cm) plastic camera uses any standard 35 mm film and has no flash. read more

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Digital Suspension Device We're using semantic obfuscation to crowd this plastic finger hook into a scientific category. It rea...lly doesn't cut it as science, but sure has been a popular novelty in our stores. An embedded 1/2" long wood screw will secure this flesh-colored finger to a rail, the side of a desk, a wall, or the back of a door. It then functions as an amusing hook for towels, robes, coats, tools, or attention. In fact the silly things seem to be beckoning, but we were afraid to call them "come hither hookers" for fear of misinterpretation. When installed, the fingernail, which might look a bit better with a little bright red polish, stands 2" from the mounting surface. Sold in fours because this importer doesn't deal in thumbs. read more

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Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger leve...l has been increased tenfold. There's a great white shark on the loose in the kitchen. We think it's . . . oh no. Did you hear that? Nervously we take a sip from our coffee, as we search for the source of the noise. Then another sip. And that's when we see the shark. IT'S IN THE MUG!!!! It's in our Shark Attack Mug, that is. Each Shark Attack Mug appears to be a very basic looking white porcelain mug. But inside, hides (when covered in dark liquid) the head of a great white shark attacking upwards. The Shark Attack Mug is a great way to scare your friends and/or coworkers. It's also a great way to help you wake yourself up. Think about it: barely awake, you begin sipping your coffee. You're too tired to remember what mug you are using and . . . SHARK ATTACK! Your heart is now racing, all thanks to coffee and your Shark Attack Mug. read more

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Nothing says Happy Holidays like a scary Christmas Pickle! This glass 6" (15.2 cm) tall ornament is the perfect thing to hang on y...our tree (includes a string) or it can stand on any flat surface. When Santa Pickle is traveling the world in his magic pickle barrel, he'll deliver more of his briny goodness to homes that boast this unique ornament! read more

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This glass ornament is stealthy. It's Charles Darwin, the scientist behind the theory of evolution, but the truth is that Darwin l...ooked a lot like Santa Claus. You can have a 3-1/2" x 5" (8.9 cm x 12.7 cm) head of one of your intellectual heroes hanging from your tree (with the included string), while everyone else thinks it's Santa Claus. Illustrated acetate tube. read more

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Whether you're hosting a party, attending game night, or simply serving up dinner, this printed metal tray featuring a traditional... TV dinner will make any food irresistible. Bringing out yummy consumables has never been so fun or started so many conversations. 15-1/2" x 11" (40 cm x 28 cm). read more

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Our team of scientists has just recently discovered a new species of cephalopod, the mug-dwelling octopus. This tentacled, porcela...in mollusk prefers the cozy confines of a simple coffee mug to the vast depths of the ocean. Each 3-1/4 (8.3 cm) tall, porcelain mug features one of these odd little octopuses on the bottom. Great for coffee, tea or ramen noodles! Dishwasher and microwave safe. Weighs 12 oz (340 g). Illustrated box read more

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It's the classic Horse Head Mask, only made of glass, and just in time for Xmas! This 3-1/2" x 4-1/2" (8.9 cm x 11.4 cm) ornament ...can hang from the included string or just be set out on its own, to alarm and disconcert passersby. No matter what you do with it, it will make people question your sanity and freak them out. Haven't you always wanted Christmas to be just a little bit creepier? read more

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You're minding your own business, sipping coffee from your mug when suddenly - SQUIRREL ATTACK! Inside this 3-1/4" (8.3 cm) tall p...orcelain mug there's a fierce squirrel head waiting to threaten you when your coffee falls below a certain level. We're not sure what made this squirrel crazy, but we know he's nuts. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Illustrated box read more

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Manufacturer Part Number: ACC-12207-C??3.25" tall mug ??Porcelain construction ??Odd little octopus on the bottom ??Great for coff...eetear or ramen noodles ??Dishwasher and microwave safe ??Weighs 12 oz. ??Brand newAge12-18 years, 18 Age GroupAdult, TeenUPC739048122077ManufacturerAccoutrements read more

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You're minding your own business, sipping coffee from your mug when suddenly - SQUIRREL ATTACK! Inside this 3-1/4' (8.3 cm) tall p...orcelain mug there's a fierce squirrel head waiting to threaten you when your coffee falls below a certain level. We're not sure what made this squirrel crazy, but we know he's nuts. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Illustrated box. read more

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You're minding your own business, sipping coffee from your mug when suddenly - SQUIRREL ATTACK! Inside this 3-1/4' (8.3 cm) tall p...orcelain mug there's a fierce squirrel head waiting to threaten you when your coffee falls below a certain level. We're not sure what made this squirrel crazy, but we know he's nuts. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Illustrated box. read more

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