This Dad Tweets Stuff His Daughters Say, and It's Giving Us Life

Sure, all dads THINK they're comedians. But this one actually is.

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Dad-of-the-Year James Breakwell (@XPlodingUnicorn) is a comedy writer and webcomic creator who has been featured in Reader's Digest, Huffington Post Parents, Good Morning America, and other lifestyle brands.

He has four -- yes, FOUR -- daughters all 5 years old and younger. The adorable girls are full of smarts and sass, perfect fodder for (over)sharing on social media. He captures some of the witty exchanges had around the house on his blog and Twitter account.

 

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Indiana-based Breakwell has been sharing these absolutely golden Tweets for the past four years. They're so ridiculously relatable that he now has 370,000 Twitter followers and counting -- something he definitely never saw coming.

The older two girls have plenty of questions about the world around them, and never let an opportunity to let Dad know who's boss slip by. Here are a few of our favorite quips. 

Breakwell even writes down his hilarious conversations with his wife (who totally plays along, or, perhaps, is this comically blunt all the time). 

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