Free Love Quotes and Sayings for Valentine's Day

"Falling in love is so hard on the knees." -- Aerosmith

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." -- Charles M. Schulz

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." -- Erich Segal

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times." -- Rita Rudner

"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week." -- Laurence J. Peter

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it." -- Garry Shandling

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." -- Walt Disney

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." -- Rita Rudner

"Love is a grave mental disease." -- Plato

"I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?" -- Zsa Zsa Gabor