MisFortune Cookies

Fortune cookies can be made from scratch. But there is an easier alternative. There are a number of Internet fortune cookie companies that will make them to order -- with a message of your choosing inside -- for extremely reasonable rates.

Here are some suggestions for do-it-yourself MisFortune Cookies:

• You have turned into your mother.
• They're not laughing with you.
• The voices are real.
• Your neighbors did notice that ring around the bathtub.
• Perhaps you should consider a lawn service.
• Maybe that haircut wasn't such a good idea.
• Next time get a second opinion before you accessorize.
• On the road of life, you are but a dip.
• That's not a good color for you.
• Your number will soon come up at the IRS.
• Wrinkles and incontinence are just around the corner!
• You will meet a short, stinky, unattractive stranger.
• Everyone saw you double-dip.
• You've got something in your teeth.